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Wed Oct 30, 2013
Oh no it’s already Halloween and I don’t even have my costume picked out yet… been there, done that… ah shite! I’m going camping with some buddies and we’re taking a bunch of 250’s to explore. Although I love the South Bay for the holidays, and Zod the good 'ol boy sure does love the under dressed over intoxicated hotties, I think I’ll pass the tricks this year and my treat will be actually remembering the entire week! Besides, there is nothing cooler than motorbikes in the desert, filets on the grill, and a cooler full of cheap beers and low carb Rockstar! Except, maybe the hotties coming along with us... stay tuned my little kiddies... stay tuned... However, make sure to send us your Halloween pics in order to win a little bit of fame, glory, and one damn cool free t-shirt! ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON –GENERAL ZOD
Mon Nov 18, 2013
I don’t know what I’m more excited to do… eat or open presents. Hmmmm… in light of the slow economy I’ll have to venture and say that Thanksgiving is slightly more exciting this year than Christmas… YEAH RIGHT! I’ll be eating turkey and sweet potatoes while listening to Bing Crosby and watching football! If you think the stores are slow this year don’t even bother to go shopping while your tummy is full, just sit back and cruise around American Ringer. We have tons of new stuff and our holiday sale is already underway. If you can’t find what you are looking for than just drop our customer support an email or suggestion. And better make sure to get your GI Joe, Jaws, A-Team, Superhero, and Star Wars stuff early this year as lots of it will sell out before Christmas! Rock out and rock on with style… American Ringer style! –PEACE, GENERAL ZOD
Thur Nov 28, 2013
All of us at American Ringer Clothing Co. would like to take a quick minute to wish everyone everywhere a very happy and blessed Thanksgiving. Eat lots of turkey and drink lots of wine and watch Rankin/Bass Christmas specials all day long. However, please take a moment and consider all of our troops and less fortunate Americans that are not and cannot be with their families or enjoy the holidays during this thankful season. Say a prayer and think good thoughts for the less fortunate. Now let’s get ready to rumble! –GENERAL ZOD
Mon Dec 2, 2013
Oh my... it looks like a lot of work for your buddies at American Ringer this week. If we're a little late on shipping don't get terribly upset as we're currently working double shifts to get all your goodies out "almost on time." We were hit like crazy on Black Friday and Cyber Monday and the super cool Big Boss gave everyone a four-day weekend. Needless to say stop emailing me with pics of you wearing crazy turkey costumes... except "Nancy" with that fancy "Pilgrim" outfit! Please send more angles of that costume, as it was very very MOTIVATING! And yes, I'll hook you up with some free schwaaag! Actually we should be totally caught up by this Wednesday. We're super stoked to see that so many unique peeps are interested in American Ringer! FINISH YOUR LEFTOVER TURKEY BEFORE IT GOES BAD! Don't you know that there are starving kids in China! –PEACE, GENERAL ZOD
Mon Dec 9, 2013
Woah, this month is cruising by faster than my last relationship. I can’t believe we’re into the second week of Christmas Month. The elves are jamming in the sweatshop and working almost around the clock to make sure your orders ship within a few business days. This means that with USPS Priority mail you’re more than likely to get your items within 3-4 shipping days coast to coast and probably only two is you live in either NY or Cali! Now that is some serious under-promise over delivery! I’ll have to make a brief confession and admit to recently seeing the most recent installment of Twilight. The fight scenes are actually super cool but the romantic drag is nut smashing. I fast-forwarded most of the flick after the first ten minutes of crap. I can see where chicks really dig the stuff but you also must realize that any dude who willfully watches and enjoys 100% of those movies is probably in need of a nice American Ringer Princess Leia t-shirt for Christmas. Shop until it hurts, buy American, and tip as many manual laborers as possible this year… we all need it and we all need to do our part. ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON –GENERAL ZOD THE PHILOSOPHIZER
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