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Wed Dec 1, 2010
Is it even possible that it is already December? Jeesh! Everyone better hurry up and finish up your Holiday shopping because time is quickly running out. What says cool better than a limited edition nostalgic treat like an original vintage printed American Ringer Clothing Co. T-shirt… NOTHING! I love the idea of giving a gift that not only looks cool today, but also reminds the gift getter of the bright youthful smiles of yesteryear… cool is cool, and we got you covered! So ‘git some! LET IT SNOW- GENERAL ZOD
 
Fri Dec 10, 2010
Woah, this month is cruising by faster than my last relationship. I can’t believe we’re into the second week of Christmas Month. The elves are jamming in the sweatshop and working almost around the clock to make sure your orders ship within a few business days. This means that with USPS Priority mail you’re more than likely to get your items within 3-4 shipping days coast to coast and probably only two is you live in either NY or Cali! Now that is some serious under-promise over delivery! I’ll have to make a brief confession and admit to recently seeing the most recent installment of Twilight. The fight scenes are actually super cool but the romantic drag is nut smashing. I fast-forwarded most of the flick after the first ten minutes of crap. I can see where chicks really dig the stuff but you also must realize that any dude who willfully watches and enjoys 100% of those movies is probably in need of a nice American Ringer Princess Leia t-shirt for Christmas. Shop until it hurts, buy American, and tip as many manual laborers as possible this year… we all need it and we all need to do our part. ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON –GENERAL ZOD THE PHILOSOPHIZER
 
Wed Dec 15, 2010
Ten more days until Christmas! I can’t believe how quickly this month has passed. I hope everyone has gotten their shopping finished because we’re almost at D-day. Anything ordered this week goes out via USPS Priority airmail before the weekend. That means coast to coast you’ll still have your presents in time for Christmas! Moreover, anything ordered this weekend will ship the following Monday! We’re jamming and working around the clock to make this the best Holiday ever. The little elves are slamming spiked ‘nog and chasing it with Low-Carb Monsters. If you have any questions about sizing or colors just check out the Shirt info and FAQ pages. Or you can drop us an email and we’ll get back to you ASAP. And now for the more important stuff… PLEASE don’t forget to tip, tip, tip this Holiday season. Americans are working their asses off to try and give their families a nice Holiday. If you get a chance to give a few extra bucks to hard working citizens I’m sure the circle will one day come around to you again. Don’t forget that not-so-hot waitress, or the dude who washes your car, or that stoned fellow that always delivers your pizza “on time….” they’ll all need a few extra bucks this Holiday so please be generous. And when you order from us not only do you receive an ALL AMERICAN made product, but we always include a few extra treats for you… “What treats?” Let’s just say that our repeat customers are repeat customers for a reason. Happy Holidays and stay healthy from all of us at American Ringer Clothing Co. –PEACE PEASANTS, GENERAL ZOD
 
Tues Dec 28, 2010
Happy holidays! We hope y’all had a very Merry Christmas and perhaps even an extra day off from work. American Ringer is still hooking up all our customers with sweet treats and unique collectibles. Try using some of your Christmas loot to purchase a rare vintage couture tee that will get you lots of attention. Yes, it’s true… even if you don’t want it you’ll get lots of looks just for wearing one of our tees, especially since you can only get them from us! Now that we made it through Merry Merry make sure to make your New Year and alternate plans ASAP. Hiring a limo is probably the best way to go unless you have one of those rare party friends that is XXX or recently sober… few and far between but worth their weight in Goldschlager for sure. We’ll be around all week but printing doesn’t begin again until after the New Year. Stay healthy and eat lots. –GENERAL ZOD
 
Mon Jan 3, 2011
We at American Ringer Clothing Co. wish everyone a happy and healthy 2011. Please be mindful of your surroundings to make this the best year ever! If we all just try a little harder to be kinder to our peers, a little gentler to our loved ones, and a whole lot more respectful to our environment we can make this the best year… ever; especially since 2012 is supposed to be the end of the world. Oh well, at least you’ll look really cool sporting unique AR threads when the polar bears eat your face. ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON – GENERAL ZOD THE PHILANPHROPIST
 
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