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Mon Feb 15, 2010
Oh dear God, the day of reckoning has finally come and gone. I offer two personal horror stories about Valentine’s Day… on second thought I would rather not cry again… sooooo… a free tee to the best V-Day D-Day horror tale! I want the juice, I want the yucky details, I want it all! Just drop me an email and the best story will receive fame, fortune, and notoriety via General Zod’s newsletter, and I’ll toss in a free shirt to make the pill go down a little easier. Let’s keep it relatively ‘PG’ kids, but try and be more creative than having a date that stands you up… like a 4 year long girlfriend that gives her two week notice in the form of a burnt bundt cake with a post-it on top! Now that stuff gets some points. DRY THOSE SALTY LITTLE TEARS –GENERAL ZOD
Mon March 1, 2010
Welcome to the new month and enjoy the dozens of new vintage prints that our data dudes have listed. In honor of this fine month filled with leprechauns and green beer I begin this dreary Monday with posting the winner from the “V-day D-Day” disaster contest. Not only does ‘Doug’ get a free tee but he also gets published. Ah, yes Doug, this is your month. If I could send a green beer via USPS Priority boxed airmail to Dallas I would. In the words of Doug: “…so it was the worsest Valentimes Day ever. I have been seeing a girl named Jennifer for about a month now and things were pretty good. I liked her but was still hooking up with a girl from work also named Jennifer. She was nothing just a hook up. So I planned a special date for my girlfriend with all the fix’ns. I was keepin it all mysterious and sexy like. I even left a sweet and sexy voice message on her cell phone to tell her about our special meeting at my house. I had it all planned with a homemade dinner, bottled wine, a rose, candy, and a puppy dog I bought the other day. I like the dog. She’s my buddy. So when my girlfriend don’t show up for ten minutes I leave her a quick message on the machine asking where she was and that I was waiting with her with her special Valentimes Day presents. Oh, I forgot the best part. I was waiting naked wearing only cowboy boots. Truth. So a few minutes later my girlfriend arrives and is so excited to see how much I care, until one minute later Jennifer my hook up from the bar also arrives. I think the last message I made was to the wrong Jennifer. To make a long story short I ate dinner naked by myself and now have a new puppy named, yep, Jennifer. She’s a good ‘ol girl and give me no grief.” Wow Doug, the story’s plot is so remedial that the simplicity is simply striking. One free shirt… or should we send you some pants? ALWAYS REMEMBER TO LAUGH AT OTHERS, -GENERAL ZOD
Mon March 15, 2010
It’s a sad, sad day as we have officially sold out of vintage Conan prints. The governor himself was even given one as a present! But alas, these vintage treats wait for no man. At any rate, let this is a lesson to all those that have been procrastinating their purchase… after 30+ years this stuff waits for no man! On a happier note for all the Star Wars fans and Anime dorks http://super7store.com/stormtrooper.html is offering a 24 inch tall Star Wars Shogun Strormtrooper Super Shogun! Yep, coolest toy I’ve seen since the “Taun-taun sleeping bag.” They started their pre-orders already and at $299.99 a pop I’m told that they will sell out within a few weeks never again to be offered again! My recommendation to you is to buy ten of them so you can set up a Shogun Warrior bowling alley in your house! Yeah, that would be awesome! Imagine the chicks… they love that kind of stuff! ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON –GENERAL ZOD
Fri April 9, 2010
Is it true? Can it be possible? Yes the rumors are all true, well most of them at least. I’ll answer all of your pestering emails in one short sentence. We did unveil a few new boxes of original Star Wars prints and it did contain a few Jack Kirby Captain America prints that were previously considered sold out. First things first… we have the world’s largest supply of unused vintage heat transfers and we are constantly referencing and opening new boxes from our warehouse. Do we buy vintage iron-ons? Yes, of course… we don’t ‘trade’ with customers, we don’t demand samples and force you to try and print them… we only ask you give us a few jpegs, tell us the quantity available, and give us your asking price… and if we can make a deal… we will! We pay with bank transfer, Paypal, and on occasion have been known to personally deliver cashier checks when inspecting and picking up the goods. And now back to the good news. We already have the greatest collection of vintage Star Wars shirts available and Adidas is still crying about the IPR’s they can’t obtain! However, we must admit that the new Adidas Darth Vader hoodie looks sick with one of our vintage Vader shirts, ‘enough said… we finally unboxed some Leia prints! You can please stop asking and now all you’ll have to do is wait. These are 1977 ANH Factor's prints featuring a very young Carrie Fisher dressed in her infamous princess garb while holding a Stormtrooper rifle! Yeah, I know… sick! We’ll release them in the not so distant future, but expect them to sell out very quickly so make sure and have your browsers continually on refresh! Maybe if you email me nicely I’ll try and sneak you out one early. And now for the news about the Kirby Cap shirts… they’ll be out well before the 9 films and they'll certainly be worth your wait... so hold on! PEACE OUT –GENERAL ZOD THE NEWSWORTHY & SLIGHTLY AMBIGUOUS
Wed March 31, 2010
Alight, the “Clash of the Titans” iron-ons are now 100% sold out. Unfortunately the new film has made them almost as popular as our Star Wars tees. What? Yeah, you’re right… can anything be as popular as Star Wars? Jeesh, three decades later and we still can’t keep those things in stock. We do however have a few “Marvel Thor” shirts that you should ‘git on’ ASAP before the release of the new movie. The good ‘ol General Zod can’t wait for Thor and Cap to be start shooting. I’m actually stoked about Chris Evans signing on for nine; count them folks, nine Captain America films. We have heard from a few dependable sources that Mr. Evans is a super cool dude. Yes, dependable sources including a few very hot women say that he is not only a gentleman but also an all around, all American nice guy. This we like, and so we’re huge fans of the upcoming films. We hope that you all are dipping your eggs and coloring your tobacco for Easter. I can’t wait to have some candied ham this weekend, time for my sugar buzz. ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON –GENERAL ZOD THE KIND
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