Text Size
   
Newsflash


Tues Dec 22, 2009
Peace on Earth and eat lots of Skittles. We are so close to Christmas that I feel like a third grader on Winter Recess! Big Boss was way generous this year despite economy. Bonuses were great, however we did have a few stipulations; none of our Christmas bonus money is allowed to be spent on foreign made items and 10% of our bonus loot has to be given to either charities or somehow dumped directly back into the American economy. I’m actually just going to leave my 10% (so that's like a 1000% tip!) as a gratuity for my local waitress the next time I eat out. I figure if I was a food slinger and somebody left me a nice little hunk for a holiday tip I would be awfully grateful. Ah, another fine year… please note that as we are getting ready to slow things down for the holiday season, and although all emails will still be answered in a timely manner, please don’t expect the normal lightening speed responses. Everyone here at AR will be away and with his or her families, and I do mean away, for the Holidays! ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON AND EAT LOTS OF STOLLEN AND DRINK LOTS OF FLAMING SUGAR WINE/RUM STUFF – GENERAL "INGLORIOUS BASTARDS SPECIAL EDITION" ZOD
 
Fri Dec 25, 2009
Merry Christmas! -GENERAL ZOD
 
Fri Jan 1, 2010
We at American Ringer Clothing Co. wish everyone a happy and healthy 2010. Please be mindful of your surroundings to make this the best year ever! If we all just try a little harder to be kinder to our peers, a little gentler to our loved ones, and a whole lot more respectful to our environment we can make this the best year… ever; especially since 2012 is supposed to be the end of the world. Oh well, at least you’ll look really cool sporting unique AR threads when the polar bears eat your face. ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON – GENERAL ZOD THE PHILANPHROPIST
 
Fri Jan 15, 2010
Ok then… in an effort to answer all of the weird emails I keep getting about that little Polaroid picture on the homepage that contains the dolls… ooops! I mean “action figure,” hahaha… the picture was something the art department used after getting hold of a snapshot containing some of Big Boss’s Mego collection. I guess they are hard to find superheroes from the 70’s. I’ve seen some of them and they look kinda cool, but they all look so new that it is hard to believe they are 30 plus years old. At any rate, they are NOT for sale and you can’t have more pictures of them. They don’t belong to me as I do not collect toys, I only collect ex-girlfriends. I just know I would have never expected a playboy like Big Boss to have such a desired toy collection… it is like the 30 year old virgin movie except the Boss is a god… or at least a demi-god… maybe simply half mortal/ half god… now that I think about it he might just be a really cool mortal. If you think his toys are weird, than you should see his real life muscle car collection. Yeah boyeee, now that is more my style! If you are reading this Big Boss please let me drive the RoadRunner, PLEASE… I promise not to park it too close to anything… PLEASE! –PEACE, GENERAL ZOD
 
Mon Feb 1, 2010
The fact that it is already February just reminds me of how much I love V-Day. I hate the new wallpaper but I certainly do love Valentine’s! It never surprises me how many beautiful desperate woman hang out around the SoCal bar scene on that day in hopes of finding their significant other. A word to the wise people, “You ain’t gonna find love on V-Day… just lovin’!” If a guy buys you a shot on V-Day it’s just because he wants you to return the favor, and believe me he can buy his own shots! So it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to say if you are a “good girl” you should get together your posse of good girls and have a stag dinner and movie night. And ironically this is indubitably when you’ll run randomly into a super nice guy… and then you and your gals can all fight over who gets him! Cat fight! How cool! BE SAFE AND DON’T EAT THAT CANDY! –GENERAL ZOD CARES
 
<< Start < Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next > End >>

Page 6 of 18