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Fri Oct 30, 2009
Oh no it’s already Halloween and I don’t even have my costume picked out yet… been there, done that… ah shite! I’m going camping with some buddies and we’re taking a bunch of 250’s to explore. Although I love the South Bay for the holidays, and Zod the good 'ol boy sure does love the under dressed over intoxicated hotties, I think I’ll pass the tricks this year and my treat will be actually remembering the entire week! Besides, there is nothing cooler than motorbikes in the desert, filets on the grill, and a cooler full of cheap beers and low carb Rockstar! Except, maybe the hotties coming along with us...  stay tuned my little kiddies... stay tuned...  However, make sure to send us your Halloween pics in order to win a little bit of fame, glory, and one damn cool free t-shirt! ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON –GENERAL ZOD
 
Mon Nov 16, 2009
I don’t know what I’m more excited to do… eat or open presents. Hmmmm… in light of the slow economy I’ll have to venture and say that Thanksgiving is slightly more exciting this year than Christmas… YEAH RIGHT! I’ll be eating turkey and sweet potatoes while listening to Bing Crosby and watching football! If you think the stores are slow this year don’t even bother to go shopping while your tummy is full, just sit back and cruise around American Ringer. We have tons of new stuff and our holiday sale is already underway. If you can’t find what you are looking for than just drop our customer support an email or suggestion. And better make sure to get your GI Joe, Transformers, A-Team, Superhero, and Star Wars stuff early this year as lots of it will sell out before Christmas! Rock out and rock on with style… American Ringer style! –PEACE, GENERAL ZOD
 
Thur Nov 26, 2009
All of us at American Ringer Clothing Co. would like to take a quick minute to wish everyone everywhere a very happy and blessed Thanksgiving. Eat lots of turkey and drink lots of wine and watch Rankin/Bass Christmas specials all day long. However, please take a moment and consider all of our troops and less fortunate Americans that are not and cannot be with their families or enjoy the holidays during this thankful season. Say a prayer and think good thoughts for the less fortunate. Now let’s get ready to rumble! –GENERAL ZOD
 
Wed Dec 9, 2009
My goodness the orders just keep rolling in… and the elves are working in the print shop around the clock to help make your American Ringer Holiday a success. I think that one burly fellow is hitting the noggin’ pretty hard again this year so expect some unexpected treats with your order as he loves to give away Big Boss’s mullah! And please stop asking about those oldschool Hasbro Transformers shirts because they are officially sold out. This stuff is rare and really doesn’t last too long so if you are looking for that special treat for the difficult to find gift getter than look no further and pick up your stash soon! Hmmmm… am I the only one who is stoked for the Dec. 20th release of the ESB Family Guy Blu-Ray disc? Maybe so, but at least I have three 12” Cylon figures in my collection and not one… afterall it takes three to fly a Cylon Raider. Jeesh, fine… "I know you are but what am I?" –PEACE, GENERAL ZOD THE BARBARIAN
 
Fri Dec 18, 2009
The avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue." Don’t be cruel and EXPRESS ship your orders before this weekend and we’ll still ship your package on Monday so that you get it in time for Christmas! The guys are working around the clock still to make this the best AR Christmas ever! We’re stoked to be making an all American product for you that is both novel and unique. So if you are nauseous from the stop and go traffic, boiling over from the dude that ripped off your parking spot that you’ve been waiting to get, and simply sick and tired of standing in line at the malls, let your fingertips cruise around the net for some sweet real time ordering action. Rock Out and Rock On with American Ringer! –HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL AND TO ALL PEACE OUT, GENERAL ZOD
 
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