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Mon Sept 14, 2009
Wow!!  We're up and live.  Make sure to continually check out our new site, as we have added dozens of new shirts for our total web makeover. We're constantly updating the new American Ringer Clothing Co. web shop to increase products, categories, and special events! Don’t forget to buy American, as we all need to help out our economy. I’m off to run some errands for Big Boss. ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON –GENERAL ZOD
 
Fri Aug 21, 2009
Omg, omg, omg~! Yes this new site does kick ass. And yes the sale prices will continue until either the economy changes drastically for the better or the cows come home. We’re stoked to offer you even more savings on EVEN MORE cool stuff! If you find something on our old site that you love and it is not yet listed on the new site just drop us an email and I’ll make certain that the web dudes contact you personally about availability. Please know that the site is constantly being updated with dozens of new items so check back often. Unfortunately some of this stuff sells out within days of us listing it. It’s not like Christmas is right around the corner but you might as well shop early to avoid being disappointed by sold out inventory. Rock out and rock on with AmericanRinger.com –GENERAL ZOD
 
Wed Aug 12, 2009
What?!? Big Boss has lost him mind again and I think I love him! He’s hooked up all his AR associates with what he calls “super sweet stipends smoochees!” We’re basically getting another hundred bucks to spend on anything American! He made everyone actually promise that they’ll spend their Franklins on something American. I think I get it… Big Boss is saying that the only way for us to help each other is for us to ‘help each other!’ This guy is a freaking genius! I love him! Needless to say most of my dineros are going towards good ‘ol fashioned USA microbrews and Jack Daniel’s whiskey. God Bless America and everyone one of its citizens! Oh and to pass the savings onto you just I’ll give anyone who emails me directly this weekend twenty percent off their order. Just shoot me an email after you order and if your purchase was before midnight Sunday I’ll have the cutie accountant in charge of charge backs hook you up with a 20% refund! Yep… the Zodmeister is on his game! –ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON, GENERAL ZOD
 
Wed Sept 16, 2009
It dropped! Check out the six categories the “data-dudes” just dropped. They’re filling them up one at a time and I noticed the Motorcycle section getting ‘worked’ today. They even added a few Harley-Davidson prints. If you have a particular affinity for vintage Harley threads you should place your orders asap as that stuff sells out super fast. I’m off to buy a copy of Wolverine, see ‘ya suckas! –PEACE OUT, ZOD
 
Mon Oct 19, 2009
Woah, woah, wow! Halloween is almost here and nobody loves this pagan holiday more than your very own General Zod. I recognize this special day as a wonderful time of year to watch “It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown and Mad Monster Party” while preparing to go out for the evening’s festivities. I must admit that I’m drawn to the wonderful costumes that all the ladies don’t wear down by Hermosa Pier. I’ve never seen so little clothing be considered an intricate costume, but who can complain? In honor of this candy eating, neighbor scaring, pumpkin bashing holiday I’ll have shipping include a free treat with every website order made before the end of the month and all you have to do is email me saying, “Hey Zod! I ordered something so give me my damn treat you loveable monkey!” Now isn’t that simple? And I must add that if you haven’t seen “Paranormal ScareMe!” go and see it. Now that is one scary flick! I haven’t slept alone for a week… oh, wait… the great Zod never has to sleep alone… oh yeah… “Toot, toot!” That would be my horn you’re hearing. LATER SKATERS –GENERAL ZOD
 
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