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Wed Dec 25, 2013
It's finally here!  Happy holidays to all.  We here at American Ringer wish each and every one of you a very Merry Christmas and very happy and safe New Year.  This is the best life ever and will be the best 2014 any one of us could ever imagine!  Yeah! –GENERAL ZOD THE GRINCH
 
Tues Dec 24, 2013
Happy holidays! We hope y’all are having a very Merry Christmas and perhaps even an extra day off from work this week. American Ringer is still hooking up all our customers with sweet treats and unique collectibles. Try using some of your upcoming Christmas loot to purchase a rare vintage couture tee that will get you lots of attention. Yes, it’s true… even if you don’t want it you’ll get lots of looks just for wearing one of our tees, especially since you can only get them from us! Now that we have almost made it through Merry Merry, be sure to make Christmas Day a smash... enjoying loved ones and friends alike. And don't forget about making your New Year and alternate plans ASAP. Hiring a limo is probably the best way to go unless you have one of those rare party friends that just happens to be XXX or recently sober… granted they are few and far between but worth their weight in Goldschlager for sure. We’ll be around all week but printing doesn’t begin again until after the New Year. Stay healthy and eat lots. –GENERAL ZOD
 
Wed Dec 18, 2013
Ten more days until Christmas! I can’t believe how quickly this month has passed. I hope everyone has gotten their shopping finished because we’re almost at D-day. Anything ordered this week goes out via USPS Priority airmail before the weekend. That means coast to coast you’ll still have your presents in time for Christmas! Moreover, anything ordered this weekend will ship the following Monday! We’re jamming and working around the clock to make this the best Holiday ever. The little elves are slamming spiked ‘nog and chasing it with Low-Carb Monsters. If you have any questions about sizing or colors just check out the Shirt info and FAQ pages. Or you can drop us an email and we’ll get back to you ASAP. And now for the more important stuff… PLEASE don’t forget to tip, tip, tip this Holiday season. Americans are working their asses off to try and give their families a nice Holiday. If you get a chance to give a few extra bucks to hard working citizens I’m sure the circle will one day come around to you again. Don’t forget that not-so-hot waitress, or the dude who washes your car, or that stoned fellow that always delivers your pizza “on time….” they’ll all need a few extra bucks this Holiday so please be generous. And when you order from us not only do you receive an ALL AMERICAN made product, but we always include a few extra treats for you… “What treats?” Let’s just say that our repeat customers are repeat customers for a reason. Happy Holidays and stay healthy from all of us at American Ringer Clothing Co. –PEACE PEASANTS, GENERAL ZOD
 
Mon Oct 5, 2009
Check out the ROCK CATEGORY!!! The data-dudes must have been jamming Red Bulls and Monsters all weekend because when I clocked in this morning I noticed about a hundred new shirts listed in the Rock section. WOW! I’ve already called down to the shop to have them put aside a Bruce shirt for me. I’ve never seen that print and I know my boys in Jersey will get a kick out of it when they come out to visit me in Cali. Cruise through the site and start finding some Christmas items, as I know a lot of this stuff will sell out quickly. So did anyone even go to see that new G.I. Joe movie? Damn… they should change the title; maybe this way the audience won’t expect to see an actual Joe movie. ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON! –GENERAL ZOD
 
Mon Sept 28, 2009
Woah! The ACTION SPORTS SECTION is amazing and the data dudes are still adding new products daily. I’m beginning to thing that D&D (data dudes, a.k.a. Bert & Ernie, really Matt and Chris) have absolutely no life. I only ever see them working and moreover, offering Big Boss to work from home as well. I almost feel guilty taking an extra fifteen minutes on my paid lunch hour to skate the strand and get Pita Pit…. But not that guilty! In other news Big Boss is gone for the weekend and that makes me temporary King of the Castle, not really but nobody will know if I leave early. His little brother is getting married this weekend so I guess a shout out is in order… “CONGRATULATIONS NICHOLAS AND SARAH!” You are both in for a world of relationship retardation. It seems that now you are legally bound to put up with each other forever. Wow… that institution should be closed. At any rate, Big Boss has given everyone off tomorrow and Monday making it the best four-day weekend I have had since the fourth of July. God Bless America, and God Bless American Ringer Clothing Co. –PEACE MY PETS, GENERAL ZOD
 
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