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General Zod's Newsletter
Fri Jan 1, 2010
We at American Ringer Clothing Co. wish everyone a happy and healthy 2010. Please be mindful of your surroundings to make this the best year ever! If we all just try a little harder to be kinder to our peers, a little gentler to our loved ones, and a whole lot more respectful to our environment we can make this the best year… ever; especially since 2012 is supposed to be the end of the world. Oh well, at least you’ll look really cool sporting unique AR threads when the polar bears eat your face. ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON – GENERAL ZOD THE PHILANPHROPIST
 
Fri Dec 25, 2009
Merry Christmas! -GENERAL ZOD
 
Tues Dec 22, 2009
Peace on Earth and eat lots of Skittles. We are so close to Christmas that I feel like a third grader on Winter Recess! Big Boss was way generous this year despite economy. Bonuses were great, however we did have a few stipulations; none of our Christmas bonus money is allowed to be spent on foreign made items and 10% of our bonus loot has to be given to either charities or somehow dumped directly back into the American economy. I’m actually just going to leave my 10% (so that's like a 1000% tip!) as a gratuity for my local waitress the next time I eat out. I figure if I was a food slinger and somebody left me a nice little hunk for a holiday tip I would be awfully grateful. Ah, another fine year… please note that as we are getting ready to slow things down for the holiday season, and although all emails will still be answered in a timely manner, please don’t expect the normal lightening speed responses. Everyone here at AR will be away and with his or her families, and I do mean away, for the Holidays! ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON AND EAT LOTS OF STOLLEN AND DRINK LOTS OF FLAMING SUGAR WINE/RUM STUFF – GENERAL "INGLORIOUS BASTARDS SPECIAL EDITION" ZOD
 
Fri Dec 18, 2009
The avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue." Don’t be cruel and EXPRESS ship your orders before this weekend and we’ll still ship your package on Monday so that you get it in time for Christmas! The guys are working around the clock still to make this the best AR Christmas ever! We’re stoked to be making an all American product for you that is both novel and unique. So if you are nauseous from the stop and go traffic, boiling over from the dude that ripped off your parking spot that you’ve been waiting to get, and simply sick and tired of standing in line at the malls, let your fingertips cruise around the net for some sweet real time ordering action. Rock Out and Rock On with American Ringer! –HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL AND TO ALL PEACE OUT, GENERAL ZOD
 
Wed Dec 9, 2009
My goodness the orders just keep rolling in… and the elves are working in the print shop around the clock to help make your American Ringer Holiday a success. I think that one burly fellow is hitting the noggin’ pretty hard again this year so expect some unexpected treats with your order as he loves to give away Big Boss’s mullah! And please stop asking about those oldschool Hasbro Transformers shirts because they are officially sold out. This stuff is rare and really doesn’t last too long so if you are looking for that special treat for the difficult to find gift getter than look no further and pick up your stash soon! Hmmmm… am I the only one who is stoked for the Dec. 20th release of the ESB Family Guy Blu-Ray disc? Maybe so, but at least I have three 12” Cylon figures in my collection and not one… afterall it takes three to fly a Cylon Raider. Jeesh, fine… "I know you are but what am I?" –PEACE, GENERAL ZOD THE BARBARIAN
 
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