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General Zod's Newsletter
Mon Oct 4, 2010
I can’t believe that it’s fall already. Apparently God answered our prayers and gave us a few extra days of summer, and we appreciate. It finally felt like summer break this past week, and it felt good. Moreover, it looked awesome! I love me some ‘kinis. Thank you God. And now it is time for Halloween so all you ladies should get your floss ready to rock. We’re jamming here at AR and making all kinds of custom orders, so if you’re in need of anything specific don’t be afraid to ask. And thanks again to “Doug” for the info about that 70’s moto-x rider. We sent you out a few free tees as we always appreciate feedback from our fans. I must take a minute and apologize for my lack of updates as of recently, I’ve been answering a lot of more personal emails and working with customer support to help a slew of personal shoppers find the right duds for their clients. And now I’m off to watch Jersey Shore. I’m backed up a few episodes and need to see if Angelina gets her ass kicked by “The Situation.” That dude is a freakin’ meatball, but he’s hilarious. Later skaters… and send in some Halloween pics, and if we use them on the site I’ll send you a few free American Ringer tees. Rock out and Rock on with AR Clothing Co. HALLOWEEN FRIENDLY -Zod
Wed Sept 15, 2010
What happened to summer?! Apparently, according to doctorate degree specialists, this has been the mildest summer in the South Bay since 1937. I’m not certain that we can believe this, but here at AR we haven’t used the central AC in the office all month. And there must be at least 20% less bikinis wandering the pier due to inclement weather. This surely is a sad day for ‘strange.’ So I would like to formally request God to please help us reach our “bikini-hottie-halter-top” quota by allowing the sun to come out and play. And in more important news we’re almost ready for Halloween. Check the site carefully for all the new items you can use to help accentuate your killer costumes. We ‘gots the goods! Yeah boyee! Just let us know if you need any custom work, as we’ll be more than happy to accommodate your unique colorway and wildest combination in order to help match your costumes. However, I must say that there is no costume better than a simple classic pair of Star Wars pajamas accentuated by a pair of roughneck cowboy boots… topless of course… guys or girls… you’ll get noticed for sure. "EMPIRE STRIKES BACK ROCKS" -ZOD
Thur Aug 12, 2010
I can’t believe that the Big Boss wouldn’t spring for Celebration V tickets. I’m at a total loss… I figure with airfare from Cali, hotel, car rental, some free Star Wars schwag to wear, and time off… it would have only cost him $2,500. What a cheapskate, hahahaha. I’m sure lots of you guys are stoked about the Florida Star Wars celebration especially since this year marks 30 years of Empire, the best of all the Star Wars films. Our small vintage rations of Empire stuff is running out quickly so if you were thinking about purchasing some it AS Christmas gifts you better g’it on it haas! You might also want to check out the new Gentle Giant 12” retro Kenner line, because it’s awesome. Check out this link to a Celebration V exclusive for the retro 12” Fett. Don’t be fooled by the detailed sculpt… that thing is not the original toyline, 21 back… it is actually a 12” one sixth scale figure! At least the Big Boss got his connections to pick us up three or four of them. I got mine… got yours? EMPIRE STRIKES BACK ROCKS -ZOD
Sat July 31, 2010
I can’t even believe that a headliner like Trace Adkins opened for Toby last night, but boy was I thankful. What an amazing show, I loved every minute of it. Trace did an awesome cover of Foreigner’s “Dirty White Boy,” that I’m still trying to find a clean digital copy online. I need to blast that didee in my truck while driving to work in the morning. Toby Keith is so charismatic it’s unbelievable. I was wondering if anyone else noticed that all of the trucks that were in the backdrop to Trace’s videos were all Chevys! Meanwhile Toby couldn’t say enough about Fords and even came onstage in the bed of a Ford F-150! I cannot even begin to tell you how that worked, but it looked awesome! I must say that I got my moneys worth for sure and more than thoroughly enjoyed the show. I even got to wear one of my American Ringer vintage Willie Nelson tees. I got about a million comments on it and was offered more weed than any one person could humanly inhale. If you get a chance to see the show, do it! You won’t be sorry! GOOD ‘OL BOY ZOD
Sun July 4, 2010
Happy Fourth! We would love to take a moment and wish all of you red-blooded Americans a great holiday season. Raise up your glasses for a toast… whiskey for our friends and beer for our horses. While you are out drinking and Q’ing don’t forget to say a prayer for all of our friends and family in foreign lands defending freedom and protecting our country. The 4th means so much more to us than just partying. Although anyone who knows American Ringer can attest to the fact that we loooove to party, we always think good thoughts for the brave soldiers that are away from their loved ones and homes while we’re enjoying our freedom. Be safe and have a great weekend, but most of all remember why we celebrate the Fourth, and it ain’t simply to see well endowed chicks rocking Dixie and Stars and Bars bikini tops, although that always puts a smile on my face. Stay healthy and be good. –ZOD THE THANKFUL
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