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General Zod's Newsletter
Wed Dec 15, 2010
Ten more days until Christmas! I can’t believe how quickly this month has passed. I hope everyone has gotten their shopping finished because we’re almost at D-day. Anything ordered this week goes out via USPS Priority airmail before the weekend. That means coast to coast you’ll still have your presents in time for Christmas! Moreover, anything ordered this weekend will ship the following Monday! We’re jamming and working around the clock to make this the best Holiday ever. The little elves are slamming spiked ‘nog and chasing it with Low-Carb Monsters. If you have any questions about sizing or colors just check out the Shirt info and FAQ pages. Or you can drop us an email and we’ll get back to you ASAP. And now for the more important stuff… PLEASE don’t forget to tip, tip, tip this Holiday season. Americans are working their asses off to try and give their families a nice Holiday. If you get a chance to give a few extra bucks to hard working citizens I’m sure the circle will one day come around to you again. Don’t forget that not-so-hot waitress, or the dude who washes your car, or that stoned fellow that always delivers your pizza “on time….” they’ll all need a few extra bucks this Holiday so please be generous. And when you order from us not only do you receive an ALL AMERICAN made product, but we always include a few extra treats for you… “What treats?” Let’s just say that our repeat customers are repeat customers for a reason. Happy Holidays and stay healthy from all of us at American Ringer Clothing Co. –PEACE PEASANTS, GENERAL ZOD
 
Fri Dec 10, 2010
Woah, this month is cruising by faster than my last relationship. I can’t believe we’re into the second week of Christmas Month. The elves are jamming in the sweatshop and working almost around the clock to make sure your orders ship within a few business days. This means that with USPS Priority mail you’re more than likely to get your items within 3-4 shipping days coast to coast and probably only two is you live in either NY or Cali! Now that is some serious under-promise over delivery! I’ll have to make a brief confession and admit to recently seeing the most recent installment of Twilight. The fight scenes are actually super cool but the romantic drag is nut smashing. I fast-forwarded most of the flick after the first ten minutes of crap. I can see where chicks really dig the stuff but you also must realize that any dude who willfully watches and enjoys 100% of those movies is probably in need of a nice American Ringer Princess Leia t-shirt for Christmas. Shop until it hurts, buy American, and tip as many manual laborers as possible this year… we all need it and we all need to do our part. ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON –GENERAL ZOD THE PHILOSOPHIZER
 
Wed Dec 1, 2010
Is it even possible that it is already December? Jeesh! Everyone better hurry up and finish up your Holiday shopping because time is quickly running out. What says cool better than a limited edition nostalgic treat like an original vintage printed American Ringer Clothing Co. T-shirt… NOTHING! I love the idea of giving a gift that not only looks cool today, but also reminds the gift getter of the bright youthful smiles of yesteryear… cool is cool, and we got you covered! So ‘git some! LET IT SNOW- GENERAL ZOD
 
Wed Nov 24, 2010
D-Day Turkey Day is finally here! I can’t wait for this weekend. I’m sure everyone will start feasting on Turkey Eve and jam delicious, yummy foods straight through till Sunday night. Apparently the night before Turkey Day and Turkey Day evening are huge drinking nights. I can’t imagine going out to party after eating all that food… or moreover, be expected to eat after partying all night. I hereby devote myself to nothing but eating for the next four days. I hate even thinking about going to the gym this Monday, but it must be done. I will start the festivities with eating a whole homemade pecan pie tonight while watching the latest episode of Survivor. And don’t forget to set your DVRs to record the Thanksgiving Day Parade… one of the best live events to happen all year. Oh, and check out some of the cool new items on the site after all I think that is what I’m supposed to write about anyway. We’re shipping daily and sometimes twice a day right now to make sure you receive your goods with plenty of time for the holidays. TURKEY LOVER- GENERAL ZOD
 
Thur Oct 21, 2010
What’s cooking good lookin?! Halloween is right around the corner but we’re already thinking Christmas. Yeah boyeee… start shopping early because the great USA is on a rebound and this promises to be one of the best holiday seasons this decade! After our owner Big Boss celebrated his 10-10-10 birthday he put EVERYTHING in our entire store on sale! Get what you want now before stuff starts selling out, and as you already know we can’t replace our premium 30-year-old stock. A few high revving RPMS to keep your eyes on are the original Star War Hildebrandt shirts and the ESB Luke on Taun Taun prints… they’ll be gone soon so get what you can while you still can get. And if we can help with your sexy almost nothing outfits for Halloween just let us know and we’ll try and hook you up. ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON –GENERAL ZOD
 
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