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General Zod's Newsletter
Mon Oct 24, 2011
Yeah! Living the dream… SoCal during the holidays is absolutely awesome. So Halloween is on the way yet again and I can’t wait to see how the Southern California Gals turn this year’s summer blockbuster superhero hits into something wildly perverted. Perhaps the Green Lantern with transparent pasties… Captain America wearing only his mighty shield... a female Thor with his ultimate accessory… oh jeesh… too easy! This just isn’t right… the Justice League and Avengers can’t be defiled by sexy SoCal sassies! However I feel that my efforts are hollow as I fear the tradition of making every cool costume into something sexy is simply a SoCal tradition that cannot be broken. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to get the new iPhone with easier and better digital photo capabilities before Thursday. If you can’t beat them, join them… and low light digital photography capabilities is a must! All I can say is long live the night… and Halloween is a five day party this year! Right? Five days you ask… how? OK… let me enlighten you... First, you start to pre-party Thursday night and carry that light buzz into Friday where you make believe you are being productive at work… then you beat your Saturday morning hangover by doing a few quick shots of Jameson… slowly nursing that into the evening and then rocking the same buzz straight into the night. Sunday is always funday so you wake up early and go straight to the gym wearing your leftover buzz. After a slightly less than productive chest workout, and absolutely no cardio, you jam home to have a protein shake and shower. Amazingly enough you look almost sober and slightly well rested enough to hit up Sharkeez for the mid-day games. Unfortunately the Bloody-Mary bar totally destroys you and you’re forced to return home for a quick nap before you costume up for Hallow’s Eve… and waking up wherever it’s Monday morning and the best day of all… and don’t forget to tell your Big Boss how awesome he is since he actually gave you Monday off with pay for being such a cool employee. Now all you have to do is recycle a costume and head back down to the pier. Did I mention that you have to have at least three costume changes this year? What a life… who lives this way? Not me… I’m sober and boring and currently clocking out… and going home to BBQ a steak. ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON! With ADHD ZOD!
Mon Oct 10, 2011
October already and I haven’t even chosen my Halloween costume yet… or have I? OK I’ll let the cat out of the bag and tell y’all my genius idea for being a slutty Santa Claus. Just kidding, I think I’ll go as Tonto and my lady friend will be a sexy Lone Ranger. These won’t be ordinary costumes these will be hand tailored masterpieces. Our friends in the movie industry are coming up with actual props to help us along. I have already bought a brown leather holster to house my 357 Magnum… ‘cept I’ll be arrested if I carry in public so I’ll have to use a prop gun. Enough said… send us your pics of you wearing your Halloween costume for a chance to win some free schwaag… if you’re a chick the sexier the better unless you’re a dude then definitely send us the photos of you dressed as super fat Conan or ripped Lion-O. We’ve already sold out of many tees for Christmas and the Blu-Ray release of Star Wars has depleted our Trilogy reserves significantly, so shop early in order to get exactly what you are wanting. This is going to be the “Best Christmas Ever!” Rock out and rock on with American Ringer! Oh and a special shout out to all of October birthdays including Zodmeister himself Mattew and family member little baby Rose. Have a great Monday and remember to eat all of your vegetables and buy your Star Wars Legos Advent Calender! ZOD THE IMPOSTER
Tues Sept 6, 2011
So who says summer is over?! I don’t think summer ever ends if you live in Southern California and if you wear rocking tees from American Ringer 365 then perhaps the summer won’t end for you either! Let’s recap the summer’s blockbusters and make sure you buy THOR on blu-ray on the 13th. Now I just have to convince Big Boss to buy a 3D HD TV for the office so I can watch some Marvel action in three dimension. Moreover don’t forget to start shopping early for Christmas because the superhero digs are selling out quickly with all of the cool revival movies. If you haven’t seen any of the new one sixth scale Hot Toys superhero figures go to www.SideShowToy.com and check out the Tim Burton Batman and Joker figures. They are sick! $500 might seem steep for a set of joes, but seriously look at the incredible detail and flawless sculpting. These figures are getting more and more expensive but cooler and cooler with every dollar. Start thinking about your Halloween costumes and start shopping for your loved ones early because time is passing quickly and the upcoming holidays totally rock! Rock out and rock on with American Ringer. WAITING FOR THOR –ZOD THE SUPERVILLAIN
Tues Aug 23, 2011
Conan! Conan! Oh jeesh… I hear lots of mixed reviews about this film. I didn’t want to brave the ass to elbow crowds so I actually haven’t seen it yet. I think any film remaking a cult classic that originally starred the biggest action hero of all time was a risky move. However, casting a 6’4” Hawaiian monster as the ultimate Barbarian was a sweet move. I just hope he is all action and no dialogue. It just seems fitting that Conan is a more stoic man of action and few words. I’m not judging the movie until I see it and I sincerely hope for the best. Afterall, Conan is one of my favorites… who doesn’t love a pristine carded Mego Conan or Thor? Best toys ever… best life ever! I only wish Big Boss wasn’t hoarding all of the original Conan stash for himself. We sold out of the original prints for $750 a pop and now he refuses to sell anymore. I guess I know what to ask for Christmas instead of a bonus. I hope Big Boss is reading this because I really want an original Conan print on a sweet vintage soft black tee… super thin and super tight… oh yeah! Later skaters, I’LL BE BACK! ZOD THE DESTROYER
Mon Aug 1, 2011
Ok so the summer has given us two of the best cinematic superhero movies of all time, Thor and Captain America. If you haven’t seen these two flicks yet, you should definitely see them in the theatre. Moreover, pay the extra few bucks to see them in the Imax with Real 3D. Believe me the glasses make you feel like you are right there in Asgard with your favorite hero! It’s as good as any two hour vacation you’ll ever find, anywhere or anytime. Chris Hemsworth as Thor was perfect. I must admit when they first cast him I had my reservations, but that dude was not only jacked diesel but became the epitome Jack Kirby’s cocky character almost to the “tee!” I especially liked Tom Hiddlestom as Loki. He was just about the best villain ever introduced into Marvel’s cinema world. I’m stoked to inform you that he will not only be in the next Avengers movie but also has a slew of upcoming principal roles. That dude is a great actor and deserves to be on the big screen. And Cap was fantastic… Chris Evans was great and totally believable, another perfect casting. Make sure to get your comic hero tees that you are planning to give for Christmas extra early this year. I have a feeling we’ll be running out of cool stuff soon. Stay healthy and soak in the sun before it’s time to head back to school. Rock out and rock on with American Ringer! –KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
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