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General Zod's Newsletter
Fri Dec 16, 2011
The avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue." Don’t be cruel and EXPRESS ship your orders before this weekend and we’ll still ship your package on Monday so that you get it in time for Christmas! The guys are working around the clock still to make this the best AR Christmas ever! We’re stoked to be making an all American product for you that is both novel and unique. So if you are nauseous from the stop and go traffic, boiling over from the dude that ripped off your parking spot that you’ve been waiting to get, and simply sick and tired of standing in line at the malls, let your fingertips cruise around the net for some sweet real time ordering action. Rock Out and Rock On with American Ringer! –HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL AND TO ALL PEACE OUT, GENERAL ZOD
 
Tues Dec 6, 2011
My goodness the orders just keep rolling in… and the elves are working in the print shop around the clock to help make your American Ringer Holiday a success. I think that one burly fellow is hitting the noggin’ pretty hard again this year so expect some unexpected treats with your order as he loves to give away Big Boss’s mullah! And please stop asking about those oldschool Hasbro Transformers shirts because they are officially sold out. This stuff is rare and really doesn’t last too long so if you are looking for that special treat for the difficult to find gift getter than look no further and pick up your stash soon! Hmmmm… am I the only one who is stoked for today's release of Cowboys and Aliens on Blu-Ray disc? Maybe so, but at least I have three 12” Cylon figures in my collection and not one… afterall it takes three to fly a Cylon Raider. Jeesh, fine… "I know you are but what am I?" –PEACE, GENERAL ZOD THE BARBARIAN
 
Wed Nov 30, 2011
So all the little "American Ringer Elves" are hitting the spiced noggin' and working overtime to get your Holiday Goodies out ASAP! Every order placed this week is leaving the warehouse in less than two business days! We’re hooking up all of our customers with free stocking stuffers! Yes, you read correctly… each order ships with specific stocking stuffers that will be sure to make you smile! Furthermore we carry the largest authentic collection of vintage prints in the world! Nothing puts a smile on “your brother’s” face like getting a 20 or 30-year-old new vintage tee that he rocked as a kid! This is the place for your entire unique gift giving no matter how eclectic or difficult the gift getter may be… yeah buddy! Order ASAP as many styles and prints are selling out… Star Wars? Jaws? Tony Alva? NY Jets? MOPAR, Chevy, Ford? Evel Knievel? We got it and we got it good! PEACE -GENERAL ZOD :0)
 
Thurs Nov 24, 2011
All of us at American Ringer Clothing Co. would like to take a quick minute to wish everyone everywhere a very happy and blessed Thanksgiving. Eat lots of turkey and drink lots of wine and watch Rankin/Bass Christmas specials all day long. However, please take a moment and consider all of our troops and less fortunate Americans that are not and cannot be with their families or enjoy the holidays during this thankful season. Say a prayer and think good thoughts for the less fortunate. Now let’s get ready to rumble! –GENERAL ZOD
 
Fri Nov 11, 2011
I don’t know if I’m more excited about Turkey-Day coming up or the “American Ringer Holiday Extravaganza!” Big Boss had the data dudes put almost every item on sale… moreover the shipping department just ordered thousands of dollars worth of vintage treats to include with every order! What? Yeah… uh-huh! Free stuff with every order and not just crappy stuff… the good stuff! Ok so it looks like 11-11-11 was a bust even after I purchased $1,111 in scratch off lottery tickets, but let’s see if the $1,111 I spent on Mega Millions quick picks will pay off… probably not since theoretically I should have bought $111,111 tickets. Unfortunately that is a shitload more toy money than I have gots. After buying lottery tickets I barely have enough “entertainment money” to see Immortals this weekend, and it looks awesome. I just hate the thought of being ass to elbow with so many people… I just may have to wait until next. It looks like it might be a Netflix and Pizza Pizza night after all, accompanied by large cold frothing diet A&W rootbeer. Living the life… best life ever! Keep the pics and emails coming and I’ll try and answer them daily. Make sure to get your special tees and Christmas presents as soon as possible since lots of items seem to be selling out this holiday season already. Stay healthy and rock out! –ZOD THE IMPOSTER
 
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