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General Zod's Newsletter
Wed Feb 1, 2012
The fact that it is already February just reminds me of how much I love V-Day. I hate the new wallpaper but I certainly do love Valentine’s! It never surprises me how many beautiful desperate woman hang out around the SoCal bar scene on that day in hopes of finding their significant other. A word to the wise people, “You ain’t gonna find love on V-Day… just lovin’!” If a guy buys you a shot on V-Day it’s just because he wants you to return the favor, and believe me he can buy his own shots! So it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to say if you are a “good girl” you should get together your posse of good girls and have a stag dinner and movie night. And ironically this is indubitably when you’ll run randomly into a super nice guy… and then you and your gals can all fight over who gets him! Cat fight! How cool! BE SAFE AND DON’T EAT THAT CANDY! –GENERAL ZOD CARES
 
Thurs Jan 19, 2012
Ok then… in an effort to answer all of the weird emails I keep getting about that little Polaroid picture on the homepage that contains the dolls… ooops! I mean “action figures,” hahaha… the picture was something the art department used after getting hold of a snapshot containing some of Big Boss’s Mego collection. I guess they are hard to find superheroes from the 70’s. I’ve seen some of them and they look kinda cool, but they all look so new that it is hard to believe they are 30 plus years old. At any rate, they are NOT for sale and you can’t have more pictures of them. They don’t belong to me as I do not collect toys, I only collect ex-girlfriends. I just know I would have never expected a playboy like Big Boss to have such a desired toy collection… it is like the 30 year old virgin movie except the Boss is a god… or at least a demi-god… maybe simply half mortal/ half god… now that I think about it he might just be a really cool mortal. If you think his toys are weird, than you should see his real life muscle car collection. Yeah boyeee, now that is more my style! If you are reading this Big Boss please let me drive the RoadRunner, PLEASE… I promise not to park it too close to anything… PLEASE! Oh, and if you have a sealed "Kresge RC Batman or RM Robin" in AFA 90 or better please email me. I was told Big Boss would trade my kidney and one "pink slip" for them... unless you only want cash, but that's really not too much fun although I guess I would be able to keep my kidney. –PEACE, GENERAL ZOD
 
Sun Jan 1, 2012
We at American Ringer Clothing Co. wish everyone a happy and healthy New Year. Please be mindful of your surroundings to make this the best year ever! If we all just try a little harder to be kinder to our peers, act a little gentler with our loved ones, and become a whole lot more respectful of our environment we can make this the best year… ever; especially since 2012 is supposed to be the end of the world. Oh well, at least you’ll look really cool sporting unique AR threads when the polar bears eat your face. ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON – GENERAL ZOD THE PHILANPHROPIST
 
Sun Dec 25, 2011
Merry Christmas to all! We here at American Ringer Clothing Co. wish you and yours a beautiful and healthy holiday season. Please remember to take care of your family as well as your neighbors, and we’ll try our very best to do the same. ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON with AMERICAN RINGER!
 
Fri Dec 23, 2011
Yeah, yeah, yeah… we know the drill! Pony up ‘cause you can still make it happen! Order express shipping today and the gift getter will receive their items before Christmas! Oh yeah, we know… it costs a few bucks extra, but that ain’t our fault… we’ll ship the same day and send it USPS Express Overnight! The bottom line is that you waited until the last day to get these super cool shirts and meow you simply have to pay. We don’t pocket any extra expenses, in fact it costs us more dineros to have the boys work overtime in order to get you your super cool goodies! However, there is absolutely nothing more we love than to create happy little gift getters on Christmas Day! Ok, night… and remember after today you’re pretty much screwed… believe me I know… because I’m right there with you in the same damn boat! ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON –GENERAL ZOD THE HONEST
 
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