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General Zod's Newsletter
Mon Sept 24, 2012
Woah! The ACTION SPORTS SECTION is amazing and the data dudes are still adding new products daily. I’m beginning to thing that D&D (data dudes, a.k.a. Bert & Ernie, really Matt and Chris) have absolutely no life. I only ever see them working and moreover, offering Big Boss to work from home as well. I almost feel guilty taking an extra fifteen minutes on my paid lunch hour to skate the strand and get Pita Pit…. But not that guilty! In other news Big Boss is gone for the weekend and that makes me temporary King of the Castle, not really but nobody will know if I leave early. God Bless America, and God Bless American Ringer Clothing Co. –PEACE MY PETS, GENERAL ZOD
 
Thurs Aug 16, 2012
What?!? Big Boss has lost him mind again and I think I love him! He’s hooked up all his AR associates with what he calls “super sweet stipends smoochees!” We’re basically getting another hundred bucks to spend on anything American! He made everyone actually promise that they’ll spend their Franklins on something American. I think I get it… Big Boss is saying that the only way for us to help each other is for us to ‘help each other!’ This guy is a freaking genius! I love him! Needless to say most of my dineros are going towards good ‘ol fashioned USA microbrews and Jack Daniel’s whiskey. God Bless America and everyone one of its citizens! Oh and to pass the savings onto you just I’ll give anyone who emails me directly this weekend ten percent off their order. Just shoot me an email after you order and if your purchase was before midnight Sunday I’ll have the cutie accountant in charge of charge backs hook you up with a 10% refund! EVEN if the items are already on sale! Yep… the Zodmeister is on his game! –ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON, GENERAL ZOD
 
Tues July 31, 2012
Living the dream at American Ringer Clothing Co. and totally set for summer! I usually rock some of our more obscure Rock or Movie tees when I’m down in Hermosa or Manhattan… and boy do I get attention. Then again it might also be because of my mullet and chops combo! Whooo-eeee it is hard goshdamn work making something this pretty look so ugly! Especially when adorned with American Ringer rarities. I hate to say but we’re all sold out of Avenger stuff with the exception of a few minty, mint-mint Thor and Hulk tees. You should get yours now so you can wear it to the G.I. Joe premier! I really hope a Flash movie is released soon, now that would be something sweet. Rock out and rock on with AR all night long! –GENERAL ZOD
 
Wed July 4, 2012
Happy Fourth! We would love to take a moment and wish all of you red-blooded Americans a great holiday season. Raise up your glasses for a toast… whiskey for our friends and beer for our horses. While you are out drinking and Q’ing don’t forget to say a prayer for all of our friends and family in foreign lands defending freedom and protecting our country. The 4th means so much more to us than just partying. Although anyone who knows American Ringer can attest to the fact that we loooove to party, we always think good thoughts for the brave soldiers that are away from their loved ones and homes while we’re enjoying our freedom. Be safe and have a great weekend, but most of all remember why we celebrate the Fourth, and it ain’t simply to see well endowed chicks rocking Dixie and Stars and Bars bikini tops, although that always puts a smile on my face. Stay healthy and be good. –ZOD THE THANKFUL
 
Mon June 18, 2012
Is it true? Can it be possible? Yes the rumors are all true, well most of them at least. I’ll answer all of your pestering emails in one short sentence. We did unveil a few new boxes of original Star Wars prints and it did contain a few Jack Kirby Captain America prints that were previously considered sold out. First things first… we have the world’s largest supply of unused vintage heat transfers and we are constantly referencing and opening new boxes from our warehouse. Do we buy vintage iron-ons? Yes, of course… we don’t ‘trade’ with customers, we don’t demand samples and force you to try and print them… we only ask you give us a few jpegs, tell us the quantity available, and give us your asking price… and if we can make a deal… we will! We pay with bank transfer, Paypal, and on occasion have been known to personally deliver cashier checks when inspecting and picking up the goods. And now back to the good news. We already have the greatest collection of vintage Star Wars shirts available and Adidas is still crying about the IPR’s they can’t obtain! However, we must admit that the new Adidas Darth Vader hoodie looks sick with one of our vintage Vader shirts, ‘enough said… we finally unboxed some Leia prints! You can please stop asking and now all you’ll have to do is wait. These are 1977 ANH Factor's prints featuring a very young Carrie Fisher dressed in her infamous princess garb while holding a Stormtrooper rifle! Yeah, I know… sick! We’ll release them in the not so distant future, but expect them to sell out very quickly so make sure and have your browsers continually on refresh! Maybe if you email me nicely I’ll try and sneak you out one early. And now for the news about the Kirby Cap shirts… they’ll be out well before the 9 films and they'll certainly be worth your wait... so hold on! PEACE OUT –GENERAL ZOD THE NEWSWORTHY & SLIGHTLY AMBIGUOUS
 
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