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Mon Feb 10, 2014
Ok then… in an effort to answer all of the weird emails I keep getting about that little Polaroid picture on the homepage that contains the dolls… ooops! I mean “action figure,” hahaha… the picture was something the art department used after getting hold of a snapshot containing some of Big Boss’s Mego collection. I guess they are hard to find superheroes from the 70’s. I’ve seen some of them and they look kinda cool, but they all look so new that it is hard to believe they are 30 plus years old. At any rate, they are NOT for sale and you can’t have more pictures of them. They don’t belong to me as I do not collect toys, I only collect ex-girlfriends. I just know I would have never expected a playboy like Big Boss to have such a desired toy collection… it is like the 30 year old virgin movie except the Boss is a god… or at least a demi-god… maybe simply half mortal/ half god… now that I think about it he might just be a really cool mortal. If you think his toys are weird, than you should see his real life muscle car collection. Yeah boyeee, now that is more my style! If you are reading this Big Boss please let me drive the RoadRunner, PLEASE… I promise not to park it too close to anything… PLEASE! –PEACE, GENERAL ZOD