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Fri Oct 15, 2013
Woah, woah, wow! Halloween is almost here and nobody loves this pagan holiday more than your very own General Zod. I recognize this special day as a wonderful time of year to watch “It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown and Mad Monster Party” while preparing to go out for the evening’s festivities. I must admit that I’m drawn to the wonderful costumes that all the ladies don’t wear down by Hermosa Pier. I’ve never seen so little clothing be considered an intricate costume, but who can complain? In honor of this candy eating, neighbor scaring, pumpkin bashing holiday I’ll have shipping include a free treat with every website order made before the end of the month and all you have to do is email me saying, “Hey Zod! I ordered something so give me my damn treat you loveable monkey!” Now isn’t that simple? And I must add that if you haven’t seen “Frankenweenie!” go and see it. Now that is one scary flick! Hahaha... I haven’t slept alone for a week… oh, wait… the great Zod never has to sleep alone… oh yeah… “Toot, toot!” That would be my horn you’re hearing. LATER SKATERS –GENERAL ZOD