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Fri Dec 16, 2011
The avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue." Don’t be cruel and EXPRESS ship your orders before this weekend and we’ll still ship your package on Monday so that you get it in time for Christmas! The guys are working around the clock still to make this the best AR Christmas ever! We’re stoked to be making an all American product for you that is both novel and unique. So if you are nauseous from the stop and go traffic, boiling over from the dude that ripped off your parking spot that you’ve been waiting to get, and simply sick and tired of standing in line at the malls, let your fingertips cruise around the net for some sweet real time ordering action. Rock Out and Rock On with American Ringer! –HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL AND TO ALL PEACE OUT, GENERAL ZOD