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General Zod's Newsletter
Sun Dec 21, 2014
Monday, noon the 22nd... Pacific time will be the last shipment of tees that will reach you in time for the holiday season via expedited airmail.  After tomorrow there will be no deliveries as per the USPS until after the holidays!  Good luck and have a safe and healthy holiday season!  -General Zod the GRINCH
 
Thurs Dec 4, 2014
All bets are off!  We're concentrating all of our time on sales... this has been the busiest year for us ever!  Sorry we don't have some sarcastic sayings, witty banter, or newsworthy updates...  stay tuned as we'll return after the holidays...  make sure to order your tees ASAP as our client list is getting out of control!  The elves are drunk on rum and nog already... working around the clock 24/7 in 8 hour shifts...  you order it and you'll get it.  The Big Boss is mean but Happy holidays!  -General Zod the GRINCH
 
Thurs Aug 28, 2014
September is already almost here and it’s awesome! This past weekend was amazing including an eighty five degree Saturday here in So. Califonia. If that was any representation as to what type of summer we are going to have we’re in for a doo-sey! American Ringer tees were spotted all over Hermosa and Manhattan Beach. Get your favorite tees while you can because we’re continuously selling out of our extremely limited vintage goods, but always updating with new schwag setting fashion trends. The site is loaded with sweet-tees that will get you lots of attention. Moreover, you’ll never have to worry about running into friends wearing the same stuff… for real. Just try wearing one of our authentic Star Wars or Farrah prints and conversations will find you! Rock out and rock on with American Ringer Clothing Company and have a great and safe summer… oh yeah an don’t forget to hit the gym before rocking those g-string bikinis! ZODMEISTER Z.
 
Fri Aug 15, 2014
What?!? Big Boss has lost him mind again and I think I love him! He’s hooked up all his AR associates with what he calls “super sweet stipends smoochees!” We’re basically getting another hundred bucks to spend on anything American! He made everyone actually promise that they’ll spend their Franklins on something American. I think I get it… Big Boss is saying that the only way for us to help each other is for us to ‘help each other!’ This guy is a freaking genius! I love him! Needless to say most of my dineros are going towards good ‘ol fashioned USA microbrews and Jack Daniel’s whiskey. God Bless America and everyone one of its citizens! Oh and to pass the savings onto you just I’ll give anyone who emails me directly this weekend ten percent off their order. Just shoot me an email after you order and if your purchase was before midnight Sunday I’ll have the cutie accountant in charge of charge backs hook you up with a 10% refund! EVEN if the items are already on sale! Yep… the Zodmeister is on his game! –ROCK OUT AND ROCK ON, GENERAL ZOD
 
Fri July 4, 2014
Happy Fourth! We would love to take a moment and wish all of you red-blooded Americans a great holiday season. Raise up your glasses for a toast… whiskey for our friends and beer for our horses. While you are out drinking and Q’ing don’t forget to say a prayer for all of our friends and family in foreign lands defending freedom and protecting our country. The 4th means so much more to us than just partying. Although anyone who knows American Ringer can attest to the fact that we loooove to party, we always think good thoughts for the brave soldiers that are away from their loved ones and homes while we’re enjoying our freedom. Be safe and have a great weekend, but most of all remember why we celebrate the Fourth, and it ain’t simply to see well endowed chicks rocking Dixie and Stars and Bars bikini tops, although that always puts a smile on my face. Stay healthy and be good. –ZOD THE THANKFUL
 
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